The Reality Shaper: A Musical Podcast Pilot Trailer
by Sarah Kaufman & Shane Dittmar


[Ominous film music plays]

NARRATOR: In a world where magic has been g–

[Music stops abruptly]

NARRATOR: [coughs] I’m not doing the stupid voice.

[Background instrumental music]

NARRATOR: Okay, so there’s this guy…

BORIS [IN CLIP]: I’m cadette Boris Dr–

MARIA [IN CLIP]: Dragonheart. Yes, of course, Lloyd’s son.

NARRATOR: He’s a rookie member of the royal guard, but his dad’s the
captain, so Boris has his whole life planned out. That is until he’s
summoned to the scene of a robbery…

BORIS [IN CLIP]: You’re under arrest for trespassing. And stealing!

CB [IN CLIP]: Oh, I see, I’ve stolen your heart.

[A crashing sound as something breaks in the clip.]

BORIS [IN CLIP]: What?

NARRATOR: …where he discovers something he never could have planned for.

[Sniffling sounds in a clip.]

BORIS [IN CLIP]: Is that crying?

NARRATOR: With a promotion on the line, will Boris have the courage to
keep investigating? Or will his distrust in the guard force him to team
up with the very robber he was supposed to arrest…

CB [IN CLIP]: Thanks for the cuffs, Boris!

[The sound of handcuffs jingling in the clip.]

BORIS [IN CLIP]: No no, I need those back!

NARRATOR: …a chaotic elf of indiscriminate morality and less
discriminate gender who just so happens to be narrating this ridiculous
trailer.

JULIA [IN CLIP]: Off the roof, CB!

NARRATOR: It’s an action-packed adventure with thievery and dragons and
forbidden cheese!

DRUNK [IN CLIP]: Cheese?

NARRATOR: And did I mention it’s a musical?

SINGING OVER THE BACKGROUND MUSIC: CITY OF ALL!

NARRATOR: August twelfth, wherever podcasts are found, tune into the
pilot episode of The Reality Shaper. (moving away from the mic) Okay, I
did the stupid trailer. Now you pay me, right?