Trailer

% The Reality Shaper (Trailer)

# Trailer (00:00)

CB (Narrator): Once upon a time in the fantastical city of Cedrela, there was a guardsman named…

Various Voices: Boris. Boris, right? Boris. Boris! Cadet Boris Dragonheart? Boris Dragonheart. You know I'm team Boris forever! Boris? Boris! 

BORIS: I WANNA DO WHAT'S RIGHT,

CB (Narrator): Boris Dragonheart.

BORIS: I WANNA DO WHAT'S GOOD,

CB (Narrator): Aaaaand he’s a bit of a goodie-two-shoes…

BORIS: I WANNA DO EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING I SHOULD.

CB (Narrator): …whose life gets thrown into chaos when he uncovers something dark happening under the surface of his city.

Boris: How could so many kids go missing without anyone noticing?

CB (Narrator): Unsure who to trust, will Boris crack under the pressure, or will he team up with the very dangerous criminal he just met?

CB: I AM THE BIG BAD.

Boris: You’re uh, you’re not very big.

CB: I AM THE BIG. BAD.

Boris: Seriously, what are you like five feet?

CB (Narrator): That's me. Is this a buddy-cop situation, or enemies-to-lovers? Will he even get his big victorious hero’s welcome? Or is this song just in the trailer as a red herring?!

Ensemble: WELCOME HOME, HOMETOWN HERO, WELCOME...

CB (Narrator): Find out in season 1 of The Reality Shaper: A Musical Podcast, launching June 9th, 2026.

Ensemble: WELCOME HOME, WELCOME HOME, WELCOME HOME!

Rachel: Now get out of my house, Boris!